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“did you bring protection?”
“don’t worry babe”
*pours salt in a circle around bed*
my favorite thing to say as a reaction to stuff is “dear lord” i say it at least 10 times a day
mine is “oh jeez” . everyone reblog with your variation
Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.